Date: 7th June 2009 at 10:34am
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Up next for our Q & A session on Rotherham Vital is our very own stats man . . .

Name/User Name….. ZIPADEEDOODAH

How long have you been supporting the Millers?…..when this question was asked 609638400 SECONDS…..YOU WORK IT OUT!!!!!

What was the first Millers game you saw at home?…..V GRIMSBY TOWN….SEPTEMBER 9TH 1893 FIRST EVER HOME GAME FOR ROTHEHAM TOWN AT THE CLIFTON GROVE GROUND…….I WAS ONLY YOUNG THOUGH AND CAZ GOT ME THE TICKET (Caz – hmmmm!)

What was the first Millers away game you went to?…..1967 TOUR OF HOLLAND ON A SPONSORED WALK….I GOT MY FEET SATURATED HALF WAY THROUGH IT

Favourite ground ever been to…..HEADINGLEY THE DAY I STREAKED AND GOT A STANDING OVATION OR WAS IT A VOTE OF PITY

Ground you hate going to….. HEADINGLEY, THEY HAVE A RESTRICTION ORDER ON ME NOW AFTER THE NUDDY RUN

Will there be any new grounds for you to visit next season?…..NOPE BUT PLENTY OF NEW WETHERSPOONS TO TRACK DOWN

Have you any rituals before a game?…..20 MILE RUN TO LIMBER UP FOLLOWED BY 3 MILKY COFFEES IN MACDONALDS

If there was one Rotherham player you could fetch back from the past to play now, who would it be?…..GIJSBERT BOS SO I COULD SLAP HIM FOR BEING POO

Is there any player you`ve ever felt sorry to see leave?…..,STEVE CHERRY….PIE SALES WENT DOWN THE DAY THAT GUY LEFT, SO I HAD TO TAKE OVER HIS MANTLE, AND IT MADE ME A LITTLE CHUBBY

Is there a player that has retired or no longer with us that you would have liked to see in a Millers shirt?…..FORBES PHILLIPPSON-MASTERS TO SEE IF THEY COULD FIT ALL HIS NAME ON THE BACK.


A bit about you



What is your favourite food?…..SALAD AND MUESLI

Is there anyone you would like to/would have liked to have been for a day?…..DOCTOR WHO SO I COULD GIVE A CYBERMAN A BL***Y GOOD SLAP ON THE WRISTS FOR BEING NAUGHTY

What was the last song/album you listened too?…..ROLF HARRIS SINGS SLIPKNOT

What was the last film you went to see at the cinema?…..THE SOUND OF MUCAS STARRING IAN PHLEGMING

And what was the last film you watched on TV/DVD…..GEORGE AND MILDRED MEET TERRY AND JUNE……(IT WAS VERY RUDE)

What`s your favourite smell?…..MICHELLE MCMANUS’ ARMPITS OR TIBETAN YAK TRUMP

When you`re out with friends what do you usually end up discussing?…..THE STATE OF THE BOTSWANIAN ECONOMY AND WHETHER HARRY OR MATTHEW WAS THE BEST SOOTY MAN


Finally, back to the Millers, where do you think they will finish next season in the league?…..DON VALLEY

Thanks Zip for those, erm, colourful answers!!!